I'm Going to Die Touching Molten Lava, Probably

muchymozzarella:

krasnyel:

funniest thing about any scooby doo remake is when they make fred a mean jock when in reality he’s a mom friend

Ever since classic Scooby-Doo Fred was always the leader, that was his whole thing, and he always had a wholesome way about him. Mom friend was a great next step for that

2010s-nostalgia:

sluttyquarantinetheory:

ten-and-donna:

chauvinistsushi:

mcclellansmelf:

So Pokemon Go came out and I legit walked around for three hours in the dark, met like five of my neighbors also looking for Pokemon, and saw a grown ass man trudge into a pond. What a time to be alive.

nintendo’s plan to make everyone get out the house is working spectacularly if a bit odd.

“Working spectacularly, if a bit odd” is Nintendo’s entire goddamn business model.

Why? Why would you do this to me? What do you mean 2010s nostalgia? Excuse me? Hello? @2010s-nostalgia

2010s-nostalgia:

sluttyquarantinetheory:

ten-and-donna:

chauvinistsushi:

mcclellansmelf:

So Pokemon Go came out and I legit walked around for three hours in the dark, met like five of my neighbors also looking for Pokemon, and saw a grown ass man trudge into a pond. What a time to be alive.

nintendo’s plan to make everyone get out the house is working spectacularly if a bit odd.

“Working spectacularly, if a bit odd” is Nintendo’s entire goddamn business model.

Why? Why would you do this to me? What do you mean 2010s nostalgia? Excuse me? Hello? @2010s-nostalgia

incorrectkakagaiquotes:

Kakashi: We have forgotten what simp really means…
Gai: It stands for Squirrels In My Pants

m86:

kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

this is my favorite post of all times every single time I slip on anything I picture this post it literally changed my life there’s no other definition to it

floofybitch:

https://fb.watch/mjDHL25iin/?mibextid=Nif5oz

wonderwyrm:

tenaciouswritingdragon:

c-h-a-n-d-ra:

c-h-a-n-d-ra:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

c-h-a-n-d-ra:

hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

favourite additions

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

plaguedocboi:

plaguedocboi:

I’m interviewing with an aquarium tomorrow and this is how the interviewer signed her email

Best Fishes offered me a job btw. I’m moving to Maine sometime in May

peachsnout:

Grandma poison water SNAPPED